Mark "Bunny" Roberts-Mapp is an international man of mystery, a wanted felon in three different countries, a first-class lover, a second-rate designer and prone to fits of exaggeration. Currently residing in the sunny south west of England, Mark (also known as "Chief Wakalikki" to a few tribes in Peru) spends most of his time being concerned about the state of the world, the state of his house and the contents of his fridge. He is happy to report that the contents of the fridge have yet to have an impact on the state of the world.

But it's only a matter of time before that six month old lump of cheese develops a kind of twisted sentience and conquers us all.